Drop the pin: To let people know where you are through a location based application such as Foursquare, Gowalla,…
Word of the week
-Excuse me sir, can i please take a ride on your fail boat?
-All aboard the fail boat!
Facebook Creep: A person who spends too much time looking at people’s pictures, conversations, and information. They especially check out people of the opposite sex, mostly people who they have never met before. These people have also random conversations with people who they would never talk to in real life. A good facebook creep will start a relationship with the person who they randomly started talking to.
Tom: Yesterday Astrid was talking again to friends of me on Facebook for no reason. She hasn’t even met those people.
Jack: Hahaha, what a Facebook creap!
Tom: You got that right!
Couching distance: The distance someone can reach without having to leave the couch or sofa.
Adverblasting: When the audio played in a commercials is much louder than the audio of the program you actually want to watch.
Example: Man, I was just relaxing and watching “Mad Men”, when I had to turn down the audio of my TV when the commercials came on because of that damn adverblasting. I hate it when that happens!
New Year Flu: It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year’s Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.
Darth Breather: a person who breathes so loud he sounds exactly like Darth Vader while breathing. Mostly unknowing and especially in quiet places.
-Thomas: I really couldn’t complete my exam yesterday.
*Josua: Why? Was it that hard?
-Thomas: No, but there was a darth breather next to me.
Whale tail: this is the Y-shaped waistband of a thong or g-string (intentionally or unintentionally) when visible above the waistline of a (hopefully hot) woman’s trousers.