-Excuse me sir, can i please take a ride on your fail boat?
-All aboard the fail boat!
Darth Breather: a person who breathes so loud he sounds exactly like Darth Vader while breathing. Mostly unknowing and especially in quiet places.
-Thomas: I really couldn’t complete my exam yesterday.
*Josua: Why? Was it that hard?
-Thomas: No, but there was a darth breather next to me.